MARKETPLACE MUGSHOTS - The Internet's Strangest Listings

CURSED ITEMS

HAUNTED FURBY COLLECTION - "THEY WHISPER AT NIGHT"

Owner claims 47 Furbys activate simultaneously at 3AM. "Moving for unrelated reasons." $200 OBO.

Phoenix, AZ • 2 hours ago

BIZARRE FURNITURE

COUCH SHAPED LIKE GIANT HOTDOG - "WIFE SAYS IT HAS TO GO"

8ft Oscar Meyer style sectional. Bun is real bread texture. $850.

Tampa, FL

WHAT IS IT

MYSTERIOUS METAL SPHERE - NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS

"Found in grandpa's barn. Heavy. Makes humming noise. $50 or best offer."

Roswell, NM

QUESTIONABLE ART

6FT TALL PAINTING OF SHREK AS JESUS - VERY SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

Oil on canvas. Artist unknown. "Speaks to those who are ready." $1,200.

Portland, OR

ANIMALS (PROBABLY ILLEGAL)

"TOTALLY LEGAL" CHICKENS - ABSOLUTELY NOT COCKFIGHTING BIRDS

12 roosters. "Very friendly, love to spar recreationally." Cash only. $300.

Undisclosed Location

CURSED ITEMS

CLOWN PORTRAITS COLLECTION - MUST SELL IMMEDIATELY

37 original clown paintings. "They follow you with their eyes." Free if you take all.

Anywhere, USA

BAD DESCRIPTIONS

CHAIR - GOOD CHAIR, SITS GOOD

"Chair for sitting. Has legs. You sit on it. Chair." $15.

Everywhere

QUESTIONABLE ART

LIFE-SIZE ANIME BODY PILLOW SHRINE - "EX-GIRLFRIEND CONDITION"

17 body pillows with custom altar. Candles included. "Starting fresh." $600 firm.

Mom's Basement, Various

WHAT IS IT

BOX OF CABLES - ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE WHAT YOU NEED

47 lbs of assorted cables. "75% are probably USB." $40.

Every House in America

BIZARRE FURNITURE

COFFEE TABLE MADE FROM CAR HOOD - "SHE DOESN'T APPRECIATE ART"

1987 Camaro hood on cinder blocks. "Rust adds character." $200.

Every Southern State

CONCERNING

TAXIDERMY SQUIRREL DIORAMA - SQUIRRELS PLAYING POKER

8 squirrels. Historically accurate Civil War uniforms. "Don't ask questions." $350.

Deep Woods, Appalachia

BAD DESCRIPTIONS

FRIDGE - COLD THING FOR FOODS

"Keeps stuff cold. Sometimes makes ice. One door broken but other door works." $75.

Unknown

QUESTIONABLE ART

SCULPTURE OF NICOLAS CAGE MADE ENTIRELY OF SPAGHETTI

3ft tall. Preserved in resin. "It's my masterpiece." $2,000 NO LOWBALLS.

Brooklyn, NY

CURSED ITEMS

MIRROR FROM ESTATE SALE - PREVIOUS OWNER DISAPPEARED

"Beautiful antique. Shows reflections that aren't there." Free. Must pick up today.

Salem, MA

CONCERNING

COLLECTION OF 200+ PORCELAIN DOLLS - ALL FACING SAME DIRECTION

"They came with the house. We're moving." Take all or none. $50.

Rural Iowa

WHAT IS IT

WEIRD MACHINE - BUTTONS DON'T DO ANYTHING

"Lights turn on. Gauge moves. No idea what it's for. Heavy." $125 OBO.

Garage Sale Somewhere

MARKETPLACE MUGSHOTS is a satirical collection of fictional marketplace oddities.

Not affiliated with any actual marketplace platform.